(Please don't take this personally. I got tagged. Rules are here.)
Dear AnimalStudio,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped when we went out with your camping car and I saw you ignored my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the middle east. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never liked eggplant fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Tobais
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I tag these people:
umi-pryde
animalstudio
Pyaxi
SchrodingersKat
krunch